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THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




HEY LIBERALS - Just though I'd throw some common sense into one of your utopian lines of thinking.


TAGS: liberals muslin jew christian g** pacifism pagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:27 pm
Well this entire site is flooded with bias. And maybe because not everyone from Israel are killers? Shocking concept I know
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 7:23 pm
What is your problem? Every one of your comments says how you think the creator of the poster is ignorant or stupid.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:23 pm
The fact you think all of Israel wants to kill shows how ignorant you are


ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




Gun Facts -




MEMORIAL DAY - And you complain about the price of gas being high?


TAGS: memorial day 2012 sacrifice
Rating: 4.95/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 12:42 am
somethingI aggreewith


Trump to the Future -


TAGS: back to the future donald trump biff tannen
Rating: 4.21/5

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Cannabal - August 30, 2015, 9:12 am
When I watch Back to the Future part II, and I look at the Biff Tannen universe, I see a disturbing parallel to our reality.


The Insanity of Political Correctness -




ARMY VS. MARINES - A big difference




same circus, different clowns -




The NRA -




CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP -




Unfit For Command -




U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.38/5

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




FISCAL CLIFF - sooner not later!


TAGS: cliff
Rating: 4.82/5

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GOVERNOR MOONBEAM - Re-electing Jerry Brown as Governor of Bankrupt California is like taking your car to the shop to rotate a set of bald tires.




OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 gun grabbing hypocrisy benghazi libya killary klinton hildabeast hypocrisy what difference does it make
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - October 9, 2015, 3:58 pm
too bad I can only give this 5 lions. This explains liberals to a "T". Compartmentalize... trivialize and projection.... "The truth is what we say it is!!"


LIBERTARIAN VS ANARCHIST -


TAGS: libertarian anarchist difference libertarianism anarchism
Rating: 1.75/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:43 am
There's a difference between "less" and "none." That you cannot tell the difference says more about YOU than about libertarianism.


LIBERAL DEMOCRATS -




IRAQ - Individual experiences may vary




SINGLE SHOT WEAPON - Doesn't mean safer than fully automatic weapon.




violence against women -




Hypocrisy -




DOUGLAS MACARTHUR - They respected the man; they revered the pipe.




DID I DO THAT? - Michelle Obama's DNC speech secures her husband's re-election chances. (Introducing our Whipped-in-Chief President Obama!)




Liberal Idiots -




YOU MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN PATRIOT -




This guy -


TAGS: democrat scientists no qualification needed other than being liberal
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 7, 2014, 10:35 pm
'Don't buy a mansion on the coast like I did because I said sea levels are going to rise 20ft'
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:02 pm
"do like I say, not like I do"


Biff is running -




Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -




SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offense, but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.




FINALLY THE TRUE COLORS -




The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -


TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

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Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!


'LET THEM EAT CAKE' - Because nothing says more than "Obama just does not get it" than flying in renouned chefs, in between exotic vacations, golf outings and concerts.




Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -




This man inherited an economic mess -




Soap Opera Producer Is Now The U.S. Ambassador To Hungary -




JUST ANOTHER REPEAT - 4 More Years Of The Same




COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!




the last great president -




American Conservative Logic -


TAGS: pro life racist hobby lobby
Rating: 2.33/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:48 pm
Translation (fauxnews): I feel like the strawman in the wizard of oz. Anyone have a brain really cheap or free?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 10:51 am
Emma Logic: I need to get a life, I take this s'hit WAY too seriously. France called and said they want their "whine" back.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 8:58 am
Liberal Logic: Life begins when you cast your first vote for a democrat.
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:37 pm
Wow! and you only had to say that 3x. X-D Angrily smashing the at the keyboard again? Don't make mum take away your computer again. What will you do for s'ex then? lol
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:31 pm
Wow! And here I thought you were one of the smarter liberals on this site and now you've just shown that you are just one of the thought challenged prog trolls
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:30 pm
Wow! And here I thought you were one of the smarter liberals on this site and now you've just shown that you are just one of the thought challenged prog trolls
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:28 pm
Wow!and here I tought you were one of the smarter liberals on the site. Now I see you are just one of many thought challenged prog trolls
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 8:34 pm
Trying to figure out if "herpa derpa" was meant as a joke, or just naturally flowing from you. Hard to discern in your case, b'utton boy. X-D Glad to see it pushed yours.
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 8:34 pm
Oh, and it also ends post birth if the abortion doesn't take
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 8:30 pm
As opposed to liberal logic that life ends before birth. Herpa derpa


I AM THE 53% - Too busy bustin my ass to pay for the whiny 47% who are complaining and demanding free stuff.


TAGS: frre stiff
Rating: 4.73/5

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THE MODERN "PROGRESSIVES" -




Donald Trump for President! -




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




LEFT WING DINGBATS - when it comes to left wing dingbats, California wins, hands down. (And we didn't even have to play the Water's card yet).




REMIND ME AGAIN 'WHO WON?' - The ONLY response that needs to given to ignorant Republicans any time they open their BIG, FAT, RACIST, LOSER mouths ...OVER THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!




FLAMETHROWERS - The solution to the gun control debate.




BALANCED BUDGET IN CALIFORNIA - Dems freeze out Republicans and borrow money to balance the budget and in the process call the borrowed money "revenue"! PRICELESS




THERE ARE WARNINGS ON CIGARETTE PACKAGES THAT SMOKING MAY HARM YOUR BABY - YET IT IS LEGAL TO KILL THIS SAME BABY IN THE WOMB.




Radiation of the Pacific -


TAGS: radiation pacific
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 13, 2013, 7:34 pm
No need for guilt, just wondering about the graphic. =)
Curlyrocks - October 13, 2013, 1:18 pm
To be honest, I plead guilty to the heinous crime of fear mongering for using this image rather than the ones I had deemed more believable regarding the spread of radiation. I'm sure global warming advocates will sympathize.
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 8:15 pm
I'm wondering what's going on with the radiation, south of Cape Horn. Seems a little abrupt.


life -


TAGS: life
Rating: 4.86/5

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THE 1970'S - It had it's own artificially created crisis ...




FISCAL CLIFF - My only regret is that I am ankle-cuffed to you stupid assholes!




SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM, MARXISM -




30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight




Private Gomer Pyle Gave his life to Comedy to make fun of wannabe couch commandos everywhere! -




Not a difficult concept. -




Democrat Insanity -




Crazy Commiefornia Environmentalists -


TAGS: liberal logic california delta smelt epa democrat created dust bowl san joaquin valley nancy pelosi barbara boxer governor moonbeam jerry brown radical environmentalists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

The boss is just trying some stuff out.
rebeccaolsen - April 22, 2015, 12:24 pm
It is just me or does everything look different than before? Makeover? Did politifake get a facelift?


difference -




Nancy Pelosi -




GOVERNMENT: THE REVERSE MIDAS TOUCH - In less than 30 years, the Democrats have taken the 6th Largest Economy in the Free World and turned it into a Wasteland of Actors and Illegals.




IF THE ROMANS HAD THE EPA - The Roman Empire might still be around




Pro-self defense does NOT mean pro-murder. -


TAGS: pro life murder self defense hobby lobby
Rating: 3.76/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 11:07 pm
That's a non sequitar. The intention of self-defense is not to kill someone. The intention of abortion IS to kill someone.


TEARS - George Washington would have them if he was alive




BLAME BUSH - This time, it's valid!




SOCIAL ENGINEERING IS WHY - "If we have a program...of universal health care, that will disproportionately affect people of color, because they’re disproportionately uninsured" --Barack Obama




IN 2012, REMEMBER - Obamacare was based on Romneycare in Massachusetts! Same joker, different party




American Conservatives are Pro-life * -


TAGS: american conservatives pro life trayon martin
Rating: 3.24/5

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fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:02 pm
Oh, Zeity, you had me at "score." :-)
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:17 pm
Score one for Emma for the KKK democrat retort.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 5:02 pm
Here's a towel then. Feel better? Now dry off those tears, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
No thanks, maybe you should just take a cold shower.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
:-*
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
Need a hug?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:57 pm
Funny how you show a democrat (KKK) aiming a pistol at the child. Being a limey, you probably didn't know that the KKK is a product of democrats, did you?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:30 pm
Seriously, though... all satire has a component built into that. In the meanwhile, watch Fruitvale station. Great empathy exercise. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20687823,00.html
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:27 pm
Like the Stallone movie? X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 1:25 pm
Kinda going over the top a bit wouldn't you say.


THE FACE OF KARMA - If you're an Obama Hater, it probably looks an awful a lot like him right now.


TAGS: obama wins election politifake funny
Rating: 2.85/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:19 pm
the real reason is most conservatives own a computer, while most liberals wait in lines at the jail library to use computers.


YES, THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK, - GET OVER IT!




whackifornia -




MICHELLE OBAMA: "AMERICA HAS GOT YOUR BACK." - Barack: "After tonight, there is no doubt. Thank you." (Michelle Obama's speech rated greatest speech ever given by a First Lady!)




WINNING - Obama and his supporters don't have time to make politifake posters, they are too busy winning this election!




From community agitator -




BUDGET IMPASSE - For some it is an inconvience, for others it may mean the difference between life and death




NY SODA BAN OVERTURNED - In NY, you can't have a gun, But at least you can have your supersized soda again!


TAGS: ban lifted
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - March 11, 2013, 9:40 pm
says wilford brimley. LMAO
Cannabal - March 11, 2013, 9:36 pm
GIVE ME DIABEETUS OR GIVE ME DEATH!


Tariff -




THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - As for liberals and their role models. Speaks volumes for the current human condition!




What a difference... -




CORPORATE WIFE -




"What difference does it make?" -




STAYIN ALIVE -




INHERIT THE WIND -




THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY -




" FORECLOSED " - President Obama’s Chicago home was foreclosed. President Obama had neglected to make a single payment on the home. Now running America & living in the White House.




FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOVING DEMOCRATS? YEAH, NOT SO MUCH -




Ready For Hillary 2016 -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 killary klinton hildebeast benghazi libya filegate chinagate servergate whitewater vince foster what difference does it make
Rating: 4.6/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:51 pm
f'sho :)
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:46 pm
But they make for the best toys, so they earn their keep. My personal online giga pet - monkey edition. http://i.imgur.com/A52hgLi.jpg Instant fun, with one push of a b.utton.
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:29 pm
I know, right? ^.^
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:24 pm
I saw that, Guest818 :) You ARE good - yes, you have him very well trained; you make it look soooo freasy. Must be "embaressing" to be a "Republian" troll with a borderline personality.They're just all bu'ttons,no self-control.And they work for peanuts :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 6:56 pm
See, Rebecca? Like I told you, just give him some time.....Atta boy, Bubbles. Here's another peanut.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:28 pm
Then again, you try to mask your typos (or lack of english skills) by claiming it's slang when the reality is that you just don't know any better and even call out others (like freasy) for bad spelling. you really are a hoot.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:26 pm
I take it you don't understand hypotheticals. When a statement begins with IF, it's hypothetical. Try using an online dictionary before you comment, you might save yourself some embarrassment.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 12:00 pm
What's the matter, BeeEss? Tucked monkey tail got your tongue? :) Never disappoint your owner (all the more ironic considering you've just BEEN "owned" in another one of your "debates"....again.) lololololol
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:42 am
LOL Of course, R.Olsen. Just give it some time.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:40 am
OMG. You were right. SO CUTE! :D Great trick. Make him do it again! please, please? :) make him say, "donkeyboy" again! He must really idolize you, it's cute when he mimics you. Make him do it again! please, please, please :D :D :D :D :D :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:37 am
You are already calling it? How about we wait and see who is right. ^.^ I now have two of your predictions I plan to tease you about if you are wrong....In the meanwhile, another peanut, Bubbles. That's a good little mimicker.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 11:32 am
If Bernie Sanders manages to knock Hillary down, you will look really stupid (not that you need any help in that department) for being wrong again. You won't be able to walk back your hillary love. Eat some more hay, donkeyboy
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:23 am
But I digress. That's a good monkey ^.^ I push your b.utton, you react. Here's a peanut.
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:19 am
if she wins, then you 'now' look REAL stupid (not that you need help in that department) for being wrong about Hillary's chances - laughing maniacally and mockingly over it, as if you are so sure. i.e. You can't take it back now if you were wrong.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:29 am
any reason why she should be elected or how she has the ability to run this country unless it's into the ground the rest of the way.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:27 am
How does any of that bite me in the @$$? How could Hillary kick my @$$? None of this Hillary crap means anything anyways. She's about as corrupt as you can get and stays out of jail only because of the lib media and obama owned DOJ. I can't think of
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 11:28 pm
poorly played, for so many reasons. you are begging for this to bite you in the @$$. will remember this one come 2016 if she wins. ^_^ when i say, the day after the election,"Hillary kicked your @$$", be sure to repeat that too, like a good monkey
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 9:02 pm
Still think that? Her favorability rating is going down the toilet. And that includes liberals! bwahahaha
guest818 - May 26, 2015, 10:52 am
hillary has a lock on the nom.the email scandal is a dud. if the clintons proclivity for corruption was truly a problem, they wouldn't have had bill lewinsky speak at the last convention. The fantasy world you live in is also a shameful one, EMMa. Fitting
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:31 am
/sarc
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:26 am
It seems that hillary can't survive more scandals. Even donkey lovers (at least the smart ones) are having a hard time trying to justify voting for her anymore.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:23 am
That's a bit of stretch. If you don't like donkeys, you must like elephants because we all know there are only 2 options - republican or democrat - there is no such thing as an independent.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 8:48 pm
That's what you call a "sham democracy."
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:40 pm
99% of the people who end up voting for hillary, will be doing it soely because she's the only offered alternative to the republican candidate.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:28 pm
or do you honestly go to the polls thinking "man, i really wanna be screwed over by that liar with the elephant badge... our future depends on the elephant badge guy beating the donkey badge guy, that donkey badge guy is a liar who will screw us over!"
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:25 pm
how do you reconcile this implication with the fact that both parties are funded by the same people and companies, and both parties are filled with self-serving powerhungry liars who only care about their own wealth and power?
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:13 pm
the way you said that makes it seem like you're implying that the republican party and its candidates are somehow better.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 12:26 am
Yeah, "morals" is sure my stipulation for the presidency.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 24, 2015, 8:39 am
Yeah, let's see someone who has any morals at all get the democrat nod. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 8:40 pm
Yeah, let's see a woman get the Republican nomination. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2015, 12:56 pm
I'm not entirely sure about that...


YES YOU CAN - Testify Standing up; if sitting down hurts too much!


TAGS: testify
Rating: 4.56/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 11:30 pm
Why?
GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 11:06 pm
Georgetown wh***s need subsidies too
KALKAM - October 7, 2012, 11:02 pm
hahahahaha...good job.
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:07 pm
What would Freud have to say about this ph**o?
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:07 pm
Man-hungry predator?
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:06 pm
is she a predator?
arnnatz - October 7, 2012, 7:41 pm
are you sure she isn't undressing?
GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 6:51 pm
Looks like she's barely had time to get dressed
GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 6:48 pm
Bahahahahahaha


FORCING BABIES TO LIVE -




THE FOUNDING FATHERS - were willing to sacrifice their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor for you. What, if anything, are you today willing to sacrifice?




FROM NOBILITY TO NO-ABILITY -




HUNTING RIFLE -




MENTAL ILLNESS - And Liberalism go Hand in Hand




ANYTHING BUT THE ECONOMY -




ARE LIBERALS EMBARRASSED BY THE FACT - That a gun happy Texan is twice the pacifist as the Nobel Peace Prize winning president.


TAGS: pacifist texan
Rating: 3.89/5

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Renza - April 3, 2013, 12:44 pm
It's something everyone should be able to agree to.
Doggit - April 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Not to mention Dr. Paul recognizes the greatest threat to our nation that both sides of the aisle fail to act upon; the economy/deficit/ debt.
Renza - April 3, 2013, 7:43 am
Yeah, I'm quite certain that if Ron Paul was on the ballot, he would have won. But the republicans wanted to stick with an old racists who is a terrible businessman.
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 3:46 am
because he would have revoked the NDAA and the patriot act. and as an actual doctor, he would know what to do with obamacare.
terroraustralis - April 3, 2013, 3:45 am
i can think of a whole bunch of african americans who shoot people and sell crack, does that somehow make barack obama a bad person? noone here is saying "texas is great", we're saying "ron paul should have won in 2012"
Cannabal - April 3, 2013, 12:18 am
I can think of two former Texans who were awfully belligerent presidents.
Curlyrocks - April 2, 2013, 10:10 pm
This is a serious question. Although I doubt any actual liberals will answer.


WILL ROGERS' QUOTE - "There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in." Like National Defense or the Economy or Job Creation or Oil Spills or Border Security or the Constitution or...




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